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| Side A: | |
| 1. Cowboy Timmy - Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo | |
| 2. Mr. Garrison - Merry F**king Christmas | |
| 3. Eric Cartman - O Holy Night | |
| 4. Juan Schwartz & South Park Children’s Choir - Dead, Dead, Dead | |
| 5. Mr. Mackey - Carol Of The Bells | |
| 6. Kyle Broflofski with Special Celebrity Guest - The Lonely Jew On Christmas | |
| 7. Shelley Marsh - I Saw Three Ships | |
| 8. Stan Marsh & Wendy Testaburger - It Happened In Sun Valley | |
| 9. Adolf Hitler - O Tannenbaum | |
| 10. Satan - Christmas Time In Hell | |
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| Side B: | |
| 1. Chef - What The Hell Child Is This? | |
| 2. Mr. Hankey - Santa Claus Is On His Way | |
| 3. Eric Cartman - Swiss Colony Beef Log | |
| 4. South Park Children’s Choir - Hark The Herald Angels Sing | |
| 5. The Broflofskis with Eric Cartman & Stan Marsh - Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | |
| 6. Kenny McCormick & Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever | |
| 7. Mr. Ose - We Three Kings | |
| 8. Mr. Hankey with Stan, Kyle & Cartman - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | |
