| LP 1 | |
| Side A: | |
| 1. West Coast's Favorite Bank (Acapulco) | |
| 2. Everybody's Going To Get Fixed Up | |
| 3. It Smells Like Somebody Died In Here | |
| 4. Don't Hang Up On Me | |
| 5. Twenty-Ounce Sirloin | |
| 6. Hands Off The Gooch | |
| 7. This Place Has Rules | |
| 8. Respect Your Elders | |
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| Side B: | |
| 1. Shotgun & A Duffel Bag (Honolulu) | |
| 2. Parisian Ninja Bitch | |
| 3. I Only Kill Important People | |
| 4. My Ballroom Days Are Over | |
| 5. Check Out Time | |
| 6. Beau, Great Name | |
| 7. It's Always Your Fault | |
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| LP 2 | |
| Side C: | |
| 1. Send Me Down The River (Los Angeles) | |
| 2. Hell In A Handbasket | |
| 3. All The Shades Of Shit | |
| 4. Don't Cross My Line | |
| 5. She Stays, You Go | |
| 6. Getting Out Is Always Tougher | |
| 7. Keep It Christmasy, Babe | |
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| Side D: | |
| 1. The Mamas & The Papas - California Dreamin (Niagara) | |
| 2. Buffy Sainte-Marie - Helpless | |
| 3. Elyse Weinberg - City Of Angels | |
| 4. Father John Mirty - Gilded Cage | |